I've Gone Missing!

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My name is Cluck, and I am the Two14 SW chicken. All I ever wanted was to make people have some fun and do my little dance, when one fateful Sunday morning, Mr. Box kicked me out of the youth group! Luckily I was recovered by Jonathan Baker, who neglected my desires to find a home and left me there for two weeks. January 14, 2007, I was taken by the chicken thief. I do not know his or her identity as this scoundrel has managed to hide his/her face. I am not yet aware of whether the thief is a friend or foe, but I shall soon find out from my treatment. I have decided to keep this log of where the thief takes me so I can be rescued, but my chances of being found look bleak. Right now I am being held at the thief's lair, awaiting my own fate. Until then, please help me find out my captor's identity, and WHERE THE HECK I AM!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ALREADY KNOW THE THIEF'S IDENTITY, PLEASE DON'T SQUEAL! KEEP IT A SECRET SO THAT EVERYONE ELSE CAN FIND OUT ON THEIR OWN!